Ok? I had to stay for awhile to figure out when I work tomorrow so I clocked out late, drove home in the dark and a thunderstorm just to come home and have my parents bitch at me
I’m going home in an hour and a half and I go back from my break in 10-ish minutes
On tumblr at work
25 minutes before I leave for work till 10
Sigh got to wake up super early to call work to see if I come in at 10 or my scheduled time of 4:30
Yay work but at the same time ugh work
Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.
When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.