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11:26pm July 23, 2014

Ok? I had to stay for awhile to figure out when I work tomorrow so I clocked out late, drove home in the dark and a thunderstorm just to come home and have my parents bitch at me

8:40pm July 23, 2014

I’m going home in an hour and a half and I go back from my break in 10-ish minutes

6:49pm July 23, 2014
leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

6:49pm July 23, 2014

On tumblr at work

3:24pm July 23, 2014

25 minutes before I leave for work till 10

2:22pm July 23, 2014
  • Plays: 952
  • Track Name: The first one is A~

The second one is E~ [X]

10:28pm July 22, 2014

Sigh got to wake up super early to call work to see if I come in at 10 or my scheduled time of 4:30

9:30pm July 22, 2014
kawaiimegablaziken:

BAHAHAHAAH

kawaiimegablaziken:

BAHAHAHAAH

9:04pm July 22, 2014

elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

4:16pm July 22, 2014
floodxland:

passionforwolves:

if your sad just watch this wolf gif. look at it.

who’s a huge big vicious apex predator?WHO’S A BIG SILLY? :D

floodxland:

passionforwolves:

if your sad just watch this wolf gif. look at it.

who’s a huge big vicious apex predator?

WHO’S A BIG SILLY? :D

4:15pm July 22, 2014

I’m home

8:24am July 22, 2014

Yay work but at the same time ugh work

8:20am July 22, 2014

corink:

comatose-kitty:

I literally cant fucking breathe 

IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN

7:59am July 22, 2014
thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.